{"id":591,"date":"2026-09-05T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-09-05T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/?p=591"},"modified":"2026-08-01T13:10:07","modified_gmt":"2026-08-01T11:10:07","slug":"_art_e_ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/2026\/09\/05\/_art_e_ever\/","title":{"rendered":"_art_e_ever"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">L&rsquo;ex-gros flamand qui a pass\u00e9 trente ans \u00e0 vouloir d\u00e9couper la Belgique\u2026 et qui se retrouve \u00e0 la tenir ensemble avec du scotch budg\u00e9taire et cinq partis qui se regardent en leprechauns magiques claquant des doigts \u00e0 souhaits. Premier ministre d\u2019un pays qu\u2019il n\u2019aimait pas trop, chef d\u2019une coalition baptis\u00e9e \u00ab Arizona \u00bb (c\u2019est plus sexy que belgian bordello), il doit trouver des milliards d\u2019euros comme on cherche des pi\u00e8ces dans le cochon du gamin.<br>Le m\u00eame homme qui r\u00eavait d\u2019ind\u00e9pendance se bat d\u00e9sormais pour que l\u2019Europe ne lui coupe pas les vivres. Ironie du sort : le furieux [pour ne pas \u00e9crire f\u00fchrer] de la N-VA est devenu le chirurgien de la dette&#8230;Et entre deux op\u00e9rations, il publie sur l&rsquo;insta de son chat <mark style=\"background-color:#ff33ff\" class=\"has-inline-color has-white-color\">Maximus<\/mark>, des vid\u00e9os qui prouve que cet animal pr\u00e9f\u00e8re le mou aux croquettes s\u00e8ches.<br>Parce qu\u2019apr\u00e8s tout, quand on gouverne la Belgique, il faut bien quelqu\u2019un de s\u00e9rieux \u00e0 la maison.<br><br>***<br>Pour ceux et ceusse qui ne voit pas de qui je parle, voici les lettres qui permettent de d\u00e9couvrir le blaze du principale int\u00e9ress\u00e9.<br><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image wp-duotone-purple-yellow\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"686\" src=\"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/bartdewever.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-592\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.36443216606135803;width:497px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/bartdewever.jpg 250w, https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/bartdewever-109x300.jpg 109w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L&rsquo;ex-gros flamand qui a pass\u00e9 trente ans \u00e0 vouloir d\u00e9couper la Belgique\u2026 et qui se retrouve \u00e0 la tenir ensemble avec du scotch budg\u00e9taire et cinq partis qui se regardent en leprechauns magiques claquant des doigts \u00e0 souhaits. Premier ministre d\u2019un pays qu\u2019il n\u2019aimait pas trop, chef d\u2019une coalition baptis\u00e9e \u00ab Arizona \u00bb (c\u2019est plus [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[188,187,169,186],"class_list":["post-591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vu-sur-le-web","tag-arizona","tag-belgique","tag-belgitude","tag-politique"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=591"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":593,"href":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591\/revisions\/593"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}