{"id":1059,"date":"2026-08-07T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-08-07T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/?p=1059"},"modified":"2026-08-07T05:03:42","modified_gmt":"2026-08-07T03:03:42","slug":"la-mouche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/2026\/08\/07\/la-mouche\/","title":{"rendered":"Le seigneur des mouches"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div style=\"width:100%;max-width:580px;margin:30px auto;\">\n  <iframe src=\"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/satellite\/lamouche.html\" style=\"width:100%;aspect-ratio:580\/382;border:0;display:block;\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"La Mouche\">\n  <\/iframe>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">[fuzzout.net &#8211; Mars 2009]<br><br>La mouche est une bestiole,<br>que je n&rsquo;aime pas du tout.<br>Qu&rsquo;elle marche ou qu&rsquo;elle vole,<br>il faut qu&rsquo;elle touche \u00e0 tout.<br>Elle trottine sur le pain,<br>sur le sucre.<br>Pif, la voil\u00e0 sur ma tartine,<br>Je n&rsquo;ai plus faim&#8230;<br>Fabuleuse po\u00e9sie des Gauff&rsquo; au Suc&rsquo;.<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[fuzzout.net &#8211; Mars 2009] La mouche est une bestiole,que je n&rsquo;aime pas du tout.Qu&rsquo;elle marche ou qu&rsquo;elle vole,il faut qu&rsquo;elle touche \u00e0 tout.Elle trottine sur le pain,sur le sucre.Pif, la voil\u00e0 sur ma tartine,Je n&rsquo;ai plus faim&#8230;Fabuleuse po\u00e9sie des Gauff&rsquo; au Suc&rsquo;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[58,134,280],"class_list":["post-1059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fuzzout","tag-animation","tag-demon","tag-inutile"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1059","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1059"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1059\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1120,"href":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1059\/revisions\/1120"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iconoclaste.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}